THE SMILING SPIRITS

I WAS JUST POSTED TO A NEW PLACE TO WORK,
I WAS WARN NIGHT SHIFT THOSE RESIDENT SPIRITS MAY DISTURB ME
ON MY FIRST NIGHT, I WAS UNDER TRAINING NOTHING HAPPENED
ON THE SECOND NIGHT, NOTHING HAPPENED
ON THE 3RD I SAW A LOT OF MOVEMENTS
HIDDING IN A CORNER
RUNNING INFRONT OF ME
I COUNTERED AND ON THAT NIGHT I COUNTED 12 SPIRITS
to be continued the next time this is the 3rd night encountered

PONDS IN THE COUNTRY

YOU VISIT A COUNTRYSIDE, YOU SEE PONDS, WELLS, AND WANDER HOW THE POND CAME ABOUT. iT'S NOT A WATER HOLE YOU FIND IN THE MOVIE, IT'S JUST A HOLE IN THE GROUND. iN THE COUNTRY WE DIG OUR OWN PONDS. I REMEMBER I WAS JUST LITTLE, LESS THE A METRE IN HEIGHT. THE CONTAINER TO CARRY THE MUD IS CALLED A PUO KEE, MADE FROM CANE, IS LIKE A SEASHELL. USING A CHANKU MY SELF AND TWO ELDER BROTHER DUG A POND THE SIZE OF TWO CLASS ROOMS. WE DUG THE THE POND DURING SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, THE SOIL WERE GREY CRAYS, VERY GOOD SOIL FOR FARMING. IN THE POND WE PLANTED WATER HYASIN A WATER PLANTS. MY MOTHER CHOPPED THE PLANTS AND TOGETHER WITH THE LEFT OVER FOOD COLLECTED FROM THE FOOD OUTLETS WE FEED OUR FARM ANIMALS, THE PIGS, CHICKEN, THE DUCKS AND THE DOGS.

THIS IS CRAZY

NEXT STOP PASIR RIS
EVERY PASSENGER STANDING AT THE DOOR TO ALIGHT
TRAIN STOPPED
EVERYBODY TRYING TO GET INTO THE TRAIN
HOW CAN THOSE IN THE TRAIN ALIGHT IF THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE WANT TO GET IN FIRST
UNABLE TO GET IN
A LADY BECAME ANNOYED
SHE WAS UPSET,
SHE SAID "THIS IS CRAZY"

I WAS THINKING
SOME PEOPLE JUST ...INCREDIBLE!!!

IT'S A FINGER LICKING

KFC ,IT'S A FINGER LICKING
RIGHT, EVERYONE THINK SO

HERE IS ANOTHER FINGER'S LICKING
I SAW A MIDDLE AGE WHITE LADY, AN ALLIEN
SHE WAS ENJOYING HERSELF SITTING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE DOOR
DIGGING HER NOSE
OK, DIGGING THE NOSE IN PUBLIC, NOT A NICE THING TO DO,
RIGHT
SHE PUT HER FINGER IN HER MOUNTH, SUCKED AND LICKED HER FINGER
TO TASTE THE GOODIES IN HER NOSE
SHE SAVE ALOT OF MONEY BECAUSE SHE NEED NOT GO TO KFC FOR A FINGER LICKING

LONG-DEAD MICE CLONED, NEXT MAMMOTHS MAY BE NEXT

TOKYO

JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE CLONED MICE WHOSE BODIES WERE FROZEN FO AS LONG AS 16 YEARS, AND SAID ON MONDAY THAT THE TECHNIQUE COULD BE USED TO RESURRECT MOMMOTHS AND OTHER EXTINCT SPECIES.

MOUSE-CLONING EXPERT TERUHIKU WAKAYOMA AND COLEAGUES OF THE CENTRE FOR DEVELOPMENTAL BIOLOGY, AT JAPAN'S FAMED RIHEN RESEARCH INSTITUTE IN
YOKOHAMA, MANAGED TO CLONE THE MICE EVEN THOUGH THEIR CELLS HAD BURST.

THE SCIENTISTS EXTRACTED A CELL NUCLEUS FROM AN ORGAN OF A DEAD MOUSE AND PLANTED IT INTO AB EGG OF A LIVE MOUSE, LEADING TO BIRTH OF A CLONED
MOUSE, THE RESEARCHERS SAID. THE FINDING WER PUBLISHED IN THE PROCEEDING OF THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES IN THE UNITED STATES
-REUTERS,AFP

THE FORTUNE TELLING-THE CHILD WITH 3 ARROWS

THERE WAS A ELDERLY LADY
SHE WAS A FORTUNE TELLER BY TRADE
FOR A SUM OF MONEY SHE TELL THE PAST AND THE FUTURE

WHEN I WAS BORN
MY MOTHER BECAME VERY ILL
THE FORTUNE WENT FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE TALKING TO THE WOMEN FOLKS
HER VISIT WAS REGULAR
EVERY DAY SHE WALKED PASS MY HOUSE AND TALK TO MY MOTHER
MY MOTHER DECIDED TO ASK THE FORTUNE TELLER WHY SHE WAS ILL

THIS WAS THE CAUSE OF HER ILLNES
THE FORTUNE TELLER TOLD MY MOTHER
I HAD SOME UNSETTLED BUSINESS IN MY PAST LIFE
I CAME TO KILL MY MOTHER
I BROUGHT WITH ME 3 ARROWS
ONE ARROW WAS SHOT AT MY MOTHER WHEN I WAS BORNED
2ND ARROW WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD
3RD ARROW WHEN I WAS 18 REARS OLD

ALL THOSE YEARS I DID NOT UNDERSTOOD
SHE HAD NO PATIENCE WITH ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD
SHE CANNED ME FOR EVERYTHING
ALL THESE YEARS, I WAS TREATED AS IF I WAS NOT HER CHILD

ONE DAY MY MOTHER TOLD MY BROTHER I WAS A TROUBLE SINCE I WAS BORN
MY BROTHER TOLD ME AND ASKED ME NOT TO APPROACH MY MOTHER
I DID NOT APPROACH MY MOTHER

MANY YEARS PASSED, I HAD ALREADY FIRED ALL THE 3 ARROWS
MY MOTHER IS NOW 80+ THE ARROWS HAD ALL BEEN FIRED!!!
MY MOTHER IS VERY HEALTHY

MY MOTHER DID NOT CONSULT HER ANY MORE
SHE PASSED AWAY MANY YEARS AGO.